You know, maybe they should having singing service bags, too. Why should they be left out? They hold all the literature too and go everywhere.
They may may not have wheels, but they have *handles*!! Just think of it! How could this be overlooked?? Why, some of them even have zippered compartments and places to hold pens and magazines.... There are so many fascinating and interesting things about a service bag when you really think about it. They open, they close... They are so perfectly metaphorical for all the doors that are opened and closed upon JWs.
Why oh why are these hard-working, loyal service bags being unheard and unsung?
Come to think of it, there are so many things that have been personificationally neglected. The meeting chairs. The information board. The podium. Those hard-working microphones.